Moshi Moshi

Sooooooo its not that I actually like you XD

Ni tampoco que me caigan mal ustedes (si pudieron leer los 2 renglones entonces si me caen muy mal)
But while I was thinking about this, it all came out in English

Ni se quejen que igual nadie lee esto

Maaaaaaaaaan after the incredible ringtone-revolution, In wich we passed from the simple and friendly “ring”, to any random crap you can record (“crap”), the world has really changed . Imagine all the significance of this fact….

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Well maybe it’s not THAT important. But it sure can be a pain in the ass. I mean, if you don’t choose your ringtone wisely it may loose al purpose. If you chose a common tone, you’ll think it’s your cell when you hear any phone. So it has to be something that really stands out…. And that’s where the other problem comes.

If you chose for example… a motor roaring you may actually find yourself saying:

“wait man, I think someone is calling me….

No wait, no, it’s just a fucking car”

an electronic random noise can be confused with almost everything (believe me, I’d lived it) I’m like:

“no, it’s just a sewer”

“ne it’s a motorcycle”

“noooo, it’s a women screaming”

As you can see it’s very important to choose your ringtone according to your surroundings. You can't choose something that you come across every day
For example:

(brazil, monkey tone)

“jajajajaja, it was only a screaming monkey”

(Mexico)

“ooooo, it’s only a Charro in this donkey”

(Italy)

“no man, it’s actually Pavarotti” (man that joke SUKED) big time dude

(Arabia or any desert)
“…. It’s just the silent sound of the desert”

(North Pole)

“No Alfy, it’s Santa Claus laughing” (… I really have to end this)

Well that’s it four our first… and maybe last 99% English entry

So remember kids, don’t take ringtones lightly

D.I. Manaí (sintiéndose bien pinche bilingüe)

way to go, dude! thumbs up for the first publication in english!! we are so gonna have followers now!! ;D people will love us, and tees with our faces will be sold al over the states!  :)  
NOT