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jueves, 29 de agosto de 2013

Capture a nigger

What? we haven't stop writing here, you just can't see it cause your too lame

maybe you have a fetish? and your butt is too small. maybe you need a slave? but you don't know how to acquire one. after all human trafficking is illegal and rat traps are too small. Well search no more We have the answer!!

First you need a watermelon, the better and jucier the watermelon the better the chances.

Then you need chicken soup. It's important you don't cheap out. Niggers can distinguish very well between real chicken and chicken flavor. only a really desperate nigger would be attracted to false chicken. And if you're going through all this trouble you probably want to catch and exceptional specimen don't you?

once you've got both you make a sign that reads:

FREE WATERMELON WATERED WITH CHICKEN SOUP

make sure you use purple letters for them to be easier to read and take special care in stress the word FREE, maybe add some golden glitter?. cut the watermelon and bath it in the chicken soup place the sign close by. HINT: some sensors won't detect black people

you basically got the trap ready. all that is left is to do is work on the logistics. you can put sleepy drugs in the chicken soup, place this in a room you or a cage you can lock. maybe place the trap in a dark alley and play some nigger music to attrac them.
You will have to work with your environment. make an assessment first of the best place to place the trap, where is there a bigger black density? Where would be easier to catch one undetected.

If you've done everything well you might even find some corpses near the trapped negro. this indicates a power struggle over the food. be careful not to put to much watermelon or a society could rise near the trap.

But if you can't catch anything you'll have to sweeten the deal, use waffles and add more bling.

Happy Hunting HW
By the way, we're NOT RACISTS. we jus think racism is funny.

niggers ARE people.
White men CAN jump.
Samuel L. Jackson RULES

So stop being a DOUCHE
Rhyme without effort . . . kinda

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